Sixth Saturday

I live on bad reality TV.  And mostly reality shows on TLC.  If I could put Toddlers and Tiaras on a sandwich and eat it up, I would every day, all day.  Put some Breaking Amish mayo and anything with the word gypsy lettuce and I'm set.  I will generally watch anything on TLC (excluding Hoarding, Buried Alive, side note I thought it was Hoarders: Buried Alive until I looked at TLC's website, side side note since when doesn't buried have two r's in it?).  If I had to pick two shows I could only sustain myself on  watch, it would be Toddlers and Tiaras and My Strange Addiction.  Let me explain why I didn't pick Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, because I love her.  I don't see Honey Boo Boo as trash actually.  The family seems so genuine and obviously loves one another a lot.  I just find them extremely funny and watching their lives is like learning about a new culture.  Honey Boo Boo is like chocolate, great to eat but you can't live off it.  Toddlers and Tiaras on the other hand, that's a meal.

When I think of Toddlers and Tiaras, I make this noise (btw this is a link to a Louis CK video, he's NSFW but amazingly funny).  That show is mashed potatoes, gravy, peas, and meat loaf.  A whole delicious meal that I could eat every single day.

And I will continue this later, I really need to do work. >.> *Sigh* responsibilities.